December 2011
I don't understand doctors
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Nothing leaves this room. All confidential.
Me: I'm really not.
Doctor: I need you to tell me if you are.
Me: Well, I'm not, so...
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
Me: I just said I wasn't sexually active.
Doctor: Please just answer the question.
Me: No. I'm not pregnant.
Doctor: Are you sure?
2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
when something makes me happy: gdsgdgd
when something makes me sad: afefdhfdjht
when something surprises me: sdgsdggd
when something makes me mad: adsgsg
when exclaiming something to my god: agddfhhf
gsfrgdg: sgshdfdgh
sofiaremade:
i’m having an ugliness crisis
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hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
Reblog if you're part of The Hunger Games Fandom.
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
stupidhead:
a great new birth control called my face
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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Doctor Who: EVERYBODY LIVES!
Supernatural: lol
“I don’t expect gay people to prove to me, a straight person, that there’s...”
– WORD (via notevenbovvered)
